Boots Motel: “Psycho” Parody (Scared Shrekless)

Boots Motel: “Psycho” Parody (Scared Shrekless)

Shrek: And then there were three. Who else wants to step up? Puss In Boots: I, too, have a terrifying tale to tell… Donkey: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT! *thunderclap* Puss: Hey, hey. What the…? Donkey, narrating: We needed to find us some shelter. Puss: This is MY turn to tell a story. Donkey: Hey, hey. Shh! [Donkey]: The kindly innkeeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubbly inside. Donkey: My trusted sidekick here would love to freshen up. Puss: “Sidekick?” Donkey: And I would love some waffles. Puss: We are equals. Donkey: Oh, man. Of course we are. The noble donkey reassured his clearly inferior sidekick. Puss: I’m getting a little tired of this. [Donkey]: But before Puss could finish his thought, he decided to take a well-deserved tongue bath. Puss: *sputtering* What the…? Well, as long as I am here. [Donkey]: But right then, danger came from behind. *imitating “The Murder” from Psycho* Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Du-dum, du-dum! Du-dum, du-dum! And Puss was never seen again. Ha-ha! The end. Puss: No! That is not how the story goes. I was well aware of his approaching danger and went for my steel! Donkey: Don’t worry, little buddy! I’m here to save you. Puss: Oh, you’re killing me. [Donkey gasps]: It was Prince Charming. He was packing heat. And he wanted revenge. Prince Charming: I want revenge! Donkey: He said. But before anyone could do anything, ka-blam! It was awful and it was terrible and it was really, really scary. Puss: What? No! Go back! *rewinding* Puss: Although the Charming was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety. Donkey: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do. *Puss exclaims* [Donkey]: Charming laughed just like a crazed maniac. Charming: *cackles* Puss: *shrieking* *sputtering* No, I’m sorry, but I will never let that happen to me. Instead, I– I– I– I woke up. Yeah, that’s right. It was all a dream. Donkey: You mean a nightmare. You know you’re on the ceiling, right? Puss: I will get you for this. Donkey: Oh! And then the lights went out. It was horrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy. Puss: Mercy? Please. Donkey: Said Puss, with his last dying breath. [Puss]: But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower. Donkey: Oh, my goodness. Why would I do that? [Puss]: Ha-ha! And right behind you, there was danger! Donkey: Oh, man! [Puss]: You were paralyzed! Donkey: *shrieks like a horror movie victim* (Move over, Jamie Lee Curtis) [Puss]: It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat and it wanted revenge! Waffle, booming voice: I want REVENGE!!! [Puss]: The donkey… ran. But how far can you run when you are on a plate, covered in butter, wearing a pink tutu? Donkey: No! [Puss]: And a sombrero! Donkey: Oh! [Puss]: And a coconut brassiere! Donkey: Aah! [Puss]: And about to be eaten alive! Donkey: No! Please! Please, I switch to pancakes! *screams* Puss: And the donkey was never seen again. *maniacal laugh* Donkey: But what Puss didn’t know is that right behind him was the one thing he feared more than anything else. Puss: No. You wouldn’t. Donkey: I would. Puss: You didn’t. Donkey: I did! Puss: No! Anything but that! No…! Puss: *screeches* Donkey: The end. *cash register dings* Shrek: I’m pretty sure that’s cheating. Donkey: *scoffs* It worked, didn’t it? Shrek: Hmm…

49 thoughts on “Boots Motel: “Psycho” Parody (Scared Shrekless)”

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  2. 0:25, Donkey: β€œMy trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up.”
    Puss: β€œSidekick?”
    Donkey: β€œAnd I would love some waffles!”

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