Deadpool 2 | The Trailer

Deadpool 2 | The Trailer


(SOFT ROCK BALLAD
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) (LAUGHING SOFTLY) Mmm. Hey! Start the car!
Start the car! Dopinder,
start the fucking car! Ahh! -Whoo!
-Oh, I shit my pants. Actually, that may
have been me. -You’re living the dreams, DP.
-Yeah. -Devil-may-care attitude.
-(CHUCKLES) Strong thighs. Beautiful girlfriend. Sorry I’m late. I was rounding up
all the gluten in the world and launching it in space where it can’t not hurt us
ever again. Kiss me like you miss me, Red. What in the fucksickle
is this? My name’s Cable,
I’m here for the kid. What? The kid? Move or die. Kids give us a chance to be
better than we used to be. He needs you. You’re a lot smarter
than I look. (CHUCKLES) I ain’t letting
Cable kill this kid. But I can’t do this alone. -Boop.
-Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with
that pity dick in your mouth. We’re going to form
a super-duper fuckin’ group. We need them tough,
morally flexible and young enough
to carry their own franchise for 10 to 12 years. We will be known as X-Force. Isn’t that
a little derivative? You’re absolutely right. Now let’s go get our fuck on. (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) Tell me they got that
in slow motion. Doing the right thing
is messy. But if you want to fight
for what’s right, sometimes you have
to fight dirty. And that is why Sisterhood
of the Traveling Pants -is pure pornography.
-Huh. God, I wish
I finished college. It lives up to the hype,
plus, plus. Fuck it, they probably won’t
even make a three. Yeah, why would they? Stop at two. You killed it. -(WEASEL CHUCKLES)
-(LAUGHS)

100 thoughts on “Deadpool 2 | The Trailer”

  1. disney marvel kill fox marvel. fox marvel is over.
    kevin feige want had said. "get me that x-men and fantastic four now!" "fantastic four and x-men is all of the marvel. namor become member of the avengers half human half atlantis not a mutant. namor join into the marvel cinematic universe." that mcu beat to deadpool and x-men.

  2. I know why he don't have a Hair???
    Like Baldi Only have a 1 streen lel…..honestly someone have a shape ship and bullets doesn't do to someone???

  3. Cable's daughter her name is hope. Future leader of the X force in the comics. With the time machine, you bet they'd be travelling to the future

  4. What annoyed me more about this movie was not the annoying stereotypical Indian guy but the fact that nobody spoke about him at all like it was ignorant af. No Indian relate to him Americans relate to him more I am sure since only they understand an Indian guy like this one we haven't really come across such exaggerated, head bopping, weird Indian guys who look like they're retarded.

  5. OMFG…
    "Domino" has hairy pits at 1:03:58, WTF?

    I'm not gonna be any more insensitive and go into what that's all about?

    Movie's great, though.

  6. This is a great funny movies. woke asf the left should adopt this kind of liberal sound bite crap instead of assuring Trump 2020 MAGA baby.

  7. I absolutely loved the fact that they made a very big deal out of the X-Force and then killed all of them in 5 minutes 😀

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