EROI in Pantofole (prod. ZeroDieci) – Heroes in slippers


The scholastic research is
for the day after tomorrow! Nooooooo… Teacher, tomorrow we have a school trip! We can not do the research. Who is Marie Curie? It is Mary who must be cared for. I do Leonardo Da Vinci. I Galileo. I on Cleopatra. Teacher, I Toto. But I say, we are men or corporalists? Each of you choose freely… I’ll see you Friday bye bye good trip! A ZERODIECI production Subject Michele Tarallo Screenplay by
Michele Tarallo – Felice D’Andrea Camera Operator Renzo Caruso Gimbal operator and live audio
Felice D’Andrea Edition Antonio Daino Editing and Visual Effects
Felice D’Andrea an ONSTAGE VIDEO realization We are here for a definite reason! Yeah, we came here to steal. No sir! Sure, we came to play. But no! We came here to figure out
how the time machine works Boys, but why do we talk in the dark? Off! But you are really fool! I have heard that to operate it
you have to press this button. What happens when it runs? I do not like traveling over time.
If I can not go back? Do the hitchhiking! Eh the hitchhiking! What
if a passerby is a thief? Somewhere we will have to start. Let’s go away, I’m beginning to be scared. No! I meant we should find a
simpler way to operate the machine! Let’s observe it carefully! Guys! Light up here! I found! You have to stick the plug! It’s true! Let’s go! What happens? What is going on? I’m scared… Explodes! I’m scared! I gotta do the crap! I do not like this thing… Me neither… I’m hungry! Heroes in slippers. Directed by
Michele Tarallo – Felice D’Andrea Oh Romeo, my love… Llips, you are
the gates of your breath… … make a last kiss with an
undefined contract with death… What a crap! Beautiful San Michele! And you, San Rocco… Carlo… Carlo… but do you understand that I want to
be queen in the hearts of people? I am still the Queen Maria
Antonietta, my dear Prince. I decide. Is the people hungry because
they have no bread? They can eat the brioches. But now it’s enough
with these stupid things. I want to see it shine at my neck. Prince… …dude… But… but what is this place? but were not we in the castle garden? It worked! The time
machine is activated! So that means we’ve
traveled in the past! I said it was dangerous! I’m afraid… I’m afraid… He is the man of the situation.
do not do so… Caesar… Caesar… Sweetheart… where are you? But look at me I was
packing just for you! But if you’re not here…
you’re not trash, Romeo… Oh Romeo, Romeo… why are you, Romeo… where are you my Romeo !? Oh, there is also my friend… Hello Gesi… You… lift up the cross… … so that I can see it
even in the flames… No, do not leave, wait… What is my name,
Giovanna, the pulse… in the name of God, I’ll kill you! Get out! Get out! Carlo… Here, I knew that. there is not a dog who listens to me. C’est magnifique! Darling… emperor… Damn, you’re hateful! But how… I!
The legendary Cleopatra of Egypt… … I am preparing you a
surprise with the flakes… … and what you do… puff… disappear Marcantonio… Beautiful Marcantonio… Do you want a carpet surprise? Open your eyes… I’m afraid to see what happened… But who are you? The light exploded from
the machine has us blinded! So guys, let’s do it together. To my three. A. Two. Three. The Amphitheater of
Santa Maria Capua Vetere! I… … Mata Hari… I declare myself innocent… … but be sure I die… …fearless… … I’ll do what’s
called a pretty death! Well, I repeat… I said… … I, Mata Hari.
I declare myself me innocent… … but be sure, I
die without fear… … I’ll do what’s
called a pretty death! … when a mountain appeared… … brunette for distance… … I, Ulisse… … the hero of the Odyssey… … dear daughter… … I hate dirt and poverty… … so I’m living
my last days… … hey Jack !! Dante… Alighieri… But where did you go? Is Paradise so ruined? But what did you do together… … you changed the
saloon’s decor!?! … hey Jack !! I’m Attila! A… … as an atrocity Double T… … like earthquake and tragedy I… like God’s anger! L… … as a lake of blood A… … as I come now and
I’ll blow your horns off! Who did it? … beautiful death !! Oh… but do you want to kill me or not? Do not… do not do this… Do you want to make me die of fear? But is this paradise ruined? Get close to Bertrand… … I Napoleon, I’m dying… … remember… … in the world there are only t… … two forces… … that of the sword… … and the spirit… …the sword… …the sword… … the sword is always won… … from the cups… But the scenario has changed! The hour has not come for me yet… British crippled enemies! I said my time has not come yet! C’est magnifique! Another territory to win… (Voici le paradis!) Merci! … pour another blow to
your old friend Calamity Jane… … ohh Jack !! But where am I ?! Attila… … Scourge of God… Troops! Where are you? Ahi, that’s bullshit! I do not like to travel over time… But… Brother… ther… ther… Why go away… away… away… I just wanted to cure your wounds…
unds… unds… Madam… please wake up. The last sentence of my
latest novel will be: Intelligence seeks but
who meets is the heart! But I do not have to meet my heart. I have to meet my friends! Lord! I’m George Sand! What a strange character… … I could put it
in my next novel! Lord! Lord! Lady… Nun… did you see my friends? Brother… Brother… Love will save you… I’m not her brother. I said, did
you see my friends? All right… Pardon miss. Brother, brother… Do not look for Jesus in distant lands… I’m looking for Nicola not Jesus. Next! But I say! We are men, or Corporals! But do me the pleasure! Hey guys… where are the others? Explosion of the machine
has destroyed them! There was no explosion… Medieval Borough, Amphitheater,
Theater, Scientific Laboratory Turn off the stack! Medieval Borough, Amphitheater,
Theater, Scientific Laboratory Oh Lorenzo but do you think
it’s time to read ?! What do you care? Loré, do you think
it’s time to read? Enough! Medieval Borough, Amphitheater,
Theater, Scientific Laboratory On this sheet are written
four places, right? Right… But there aren’t four randomly
written places, do you know why? Why? Loré, but we’re not scientists! Loré, these are the four
places of the trip. I get it! These are the four places where the
historical characters will appear! Because… By calculating the quantum application
of an astray astral physiognomy… Loré but what are you saying? He is saying that these
are the four places… … where the historical
characters will appear! But when? But are you sure they will come? Yes, they will come
from one moment to the next. Now silence! The electrician! Of course not! That’s Edison! Here is the greengrocer! But what fruitfulness!
That’s Newton! And who is this? I know her! It’s Mary Curie,
the first woman scientist! Writer! But it’s Leonardo Da Vinci! But who is… who is… Yes! Galileo Galilei! And who is this? Gutenberg! Excuse me… Excuse me… Excuse me…!!! But are you here for the casting? But you… … what’s your name? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart But where am I? Marquis! Marquis… (‘o Marchese c’ ‘o tubbo, ‘a
caramella e c’ ‘o pastrano) The pestle? Is it a musical instrument
that women use? Women are mobile, and I
feel like furniture! You are a jerk! Please inform us! But I say… are we men or corporal? are we men or corporal? are we men or corporal? Marcantonio… Marcantonio… Where are you? Marcantonio… Marcantonio… My subjects! My slaves and subjects, kneel down! For all Egyptian divinities! But who made you so? What a horror! Excuse me Queen… what’s your name? And above all… what do you want from us? What do you want from us? But how dare you to
do so, that way! I am Cleopatra of Egypt the navy fleet leader! Marcantonio! Marcantonio! Romeo… Romeo… Marcantonio… Marcantonio… Romeo… Romeo… Marcantonio… Marcantonio… Oh boys. I did not understand
how the time machine works. How does it work? The machine
took us in the past. Boy, we’re not in the past… … we are in the present! Feel lonely, we are in the past…
not in the present! Eh but what! We are in the future! It’s enough now! We are neither in the present, nor
in the past nor in the future. Let’s have fun! Yes! Poor misery, who are they? I get it! The time machine does not carry us,
but the famous characters in history. No! I want to go back to school! They could hear us… They have not traveled in the past… … but in our present that
for them is the future! Oh, in short! Those are the famous
characters in history. And now I’m running my requiem… Gorgeous! Very good! I want you in my next movie! And I pay! What’s your name? What is the camera? The one? The two? The three? Silly… Get me a close up! A little less… …stool! Wow !!! It’s magnificent! An immense electrical circuit… Of course not! It’s a machine to extract polonium… … and produce beneficial radioactivity. Sorry… But who are you? But above all… where are we? There’s a little ant on the machine… Please! What are you saying! I invented the mobile print… this is a typing machine. The mouses? Typography is not topography. It’s a flying machine! Thing? arelov omoul arelov omoul ?? arelov omoul ?? But what does it mean? arelov omoul ?? This is the secret
of the man of the future! arelov omoul ?? But how are you doing? I wrote it in code, dear, it’s a secret! Are you, like me,
looking for your love? Yeah. And if I do not find
him, I’m ready to die. Who do you say… Look here: Shakespearean
dagger,fashionable. Dagger? Do you know how I die? No… With the bite of an aspire. Aspida! Not only did we get lost in it
past… We are faced with two madmen
who want to kill themselves. We are not in the past. The time machine carries the famous
characters in the present… …here.Here! You are tormenting me! I am Queen for the people who need it… … you are Queen and you are rich.
Pleased with the shoes. The people who need it…
The people who need it… But do as I do, think a little more to you! And I never give you my dress. Ugh…Ugh…Ugh… But do you understand that
I die without that gown? I would cut my head to have it! What a fabric! What a fabric! That… Other characters in sight. Soon, let’s hide! Hush! San Michele is pointing me the way!
Over there! Maybe the situation is not clear… Or tell me the code to decipher… … or your chest… … will be crushed! Yeah, give me the code! Ithaca is waiting for me! Give me the code, I have to find
the treasure you have hidden! But that one is a crossword puzzle! Cross… what? Neapolitan beautiful! You look like a general! But I’m a general! Mrs. Mata Hari… … what’s in your hand
is just a game of words. Hush! You can not give it to drink! Why not. I would love to do it… They’re running away! Follow them! Hi! My name is Ginger Rogers! I’m a ballerina… singer… tightrope walker, istrionic, eccentric… sexy… and I love film and theater, though
I think Hollywood is like… how can i say… a… paper basket, but empty…
but it does not matter. Ginger Rogers! It’s magnificent! You will be
the heroine of my next novel! A book titled… titled… The magic Flute! The magic Flute! She will do the part of Princess Pamina. But what a novel! We need to understand… where we are! To go where to go,
where do we go? Hush! Was I taken for the movie? No! Dear colleagues! Let’s stop with these
absurd suppositions! I am improving the
luminescence of the bulb… I’m more than confident that the amount of light in this
room comes from this drunk machine But be silent! The only light I know… is that of candles and the sun… About that… For you a poetic piece! Stop! This is the future! Colored powder? I have gray powder, is it the same? Gray powder? This is the polonium! I called it so in
honor of my nation… Poland! Pollonio? What is? Chicken feed? Polonium is a radioactive substance… as soon as I put it in the machine… I already see the benefits
in the medical field… like radiographs… Dear colleague I’m trying to figure it out why the apple, if it falls goes down, and not up. The gravity! The gravity! The gravity? Where are you? Romeo…
Marcantonio… Here, here… But here we have already passed! Why do we walk near the wall? But you are! Ugh. But where does Giovanna go? And give it to me, give me the dress! Give at least the jacket! Come… Nicoló! Romeo! Marcantonio! Wait but… Marcantonio is mine! But it does not do anything! And who are you? And leave me! And the others? And it matters! Already… did you find out what this message says? I want to go back to my world! There was at least
one puddle to shoot! I found! I found the solution! Of course I’m just as strong as a spy! This is not your time. Yes, you’re out of time. Impossible! I’m a musician! It’s impossible. The tempo… runs in my legs! No sir! We do not talk about tempo… We are in the future… in the year 2016 But then… if we are in the future… my works… still reading? No… there’s Geronimo Stilton! Geronimo Stilton? Hush! San Michele is talking to me! You Giovanna D’Arco… you will die like a roasted
chicken with potatoes… burnt alive… And me? Do I see my Romeo? Yes… but dead… I already know how to die… with the bite of an aspire. Ah brava! Compliments! I do not want to know how I die. And me? How do I die? You… you will lose your head… For my bellows? No! You will lose your head! Dear colleagues… repeat with me… the solution is: arelov omoul arelov omoul But they were there! For Scilla and Cariddi! Not even Maga Circe
could do better! But I say, you’re crazy! Body of a thousand soldiers,
why you run so fast! Looks like you’ve seen a ghost! Ithaca! Where are you?! And now disappear… go away… iatevenne !! And will my music triumph? No. There is Rocco Hunt today! But what music and music. I! How much success did I have? Today is Fatima Trotta! Who can and who can not… I can! Brothers… Sisters… Finally… Hello Mom… But What are you doing? Do you want to understand that there
are buses waiting for you over there? For the trip! It’s true! And then you move ?! Do I have to tell you in Arabic? Go! Always think about playing. Heroes in Slippers

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