Stephen Debuts A New Waffle House Song

YOU KNOW, AS A SOUTH CAROLINIAN, I’VE SPENT MANY A FIGHT IN A WAX HOUSE. OPEN 24 HOURS, AND ITS MENU HAS PICTURES SO ORDERING DOESN’T REQUIRE WORDS. AH! AH! AND EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE HAS A JUKEBOX FULL OF SONGS ONLY ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. LIKE THIS ACTUAL SONG. LIKE THIS ACTUAL SONG. ♪ THERE’S…

Take a Break: Old Navy

>>I WAS DOWN IN OLD NAVY TO GIVE ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES A WELL NEEDED BREAK. LET’S GO IN AND SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOMEONE. HI.>>HI.>>DO YOU WORK HERE.>>I DO.>>YOU DO WORK HERE OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE WEIRD THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THIS RADIO AND THIS, WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER, WHO IS IN CHARGE?…

Tiffany Haddish Doesn’t Need Men, She Has A Blanket

GENTLEMEN, FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT WAS THE BREAKOUT STAR OF “GIRLS TRIP.” NOW SHE’S AN EMMY WINNER AND STAR OF THE NEW FILM “NIGHT SCHOOL.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” TIFFANY HADDISH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! REALLY…

Dwayne Johnson Travels with a 45,000-Pound Gym

>>Bryan: NOW DWAYNE, YOU ARE LIKE, YOU NEVER, ARE YOU LIKE BUILT LIKE– THE.>>THE ROCK?>>OH MY GOD, THEY’RE IMPLANTS.>>Bryan: THEY ARE.>>EVERYTHING IS IMPLANTED, YES. WELL, NOT EVERYTHING.>>Bryan: HEY NOW.>>THAT’S TRECIAL.>>Bryan: SO I’M TOLD YOU HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE GYM THAT TRAVELS AROUND WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU DOING, IS THAT RIGHT?>>I DO, YES,…

Don’t Move To Canada Just Yet

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. I THINK. ( LAUGHTER ) I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO BELIEVE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE. LET ME ASK YOU– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING RIGHT NOW? HOW YOU FEELING? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I’M GLAD. YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GLAD. THAT’S BETTER THAN I…

Lady Gaga Carpool Karaoke

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>James: IT’S TERRIBLE (BLEEP). BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH! MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH.>>MOVE,…

Ken Jeong’s Life Changed When He Jumped Out Of A Trunk Naked

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A COMEDIAN AND DOCTOR NAMED KEN WHO PLAYS DR. KEN ON THE ABC SERIES “DR. KEN.” PLEASE WELCOME, DR. KEN JEONG! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: YOU BROUGHT IT, MAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen:…

Joel Kim Booster Stand-Up

>>OH MY GOD! I SHOULD HAVE PEEED FIRST, I’M SO EXCITED. MI SO EXCITED, MOSTLY TO GET TO PERFORM HERE IN L.A., MY HOME. I LOVE THIS CITY. IT’S SO EXCITING. MY ONE BEEF WITH L.A. IS THAT IT IS A DRIVING CITY AND WHEN I MOVED HERE I HAD TO START DRIVING FOR THE…

Drop the Mic v. David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson

ALL RIGHT, LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES, THE THE RAPIN A SASIN CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. AND THE EMCEE WHOSE TV ROYALTY, DAVID SCHWIMMER– DPSH AND THE M.C. WHO IS TV ROYALTY, DAVID SCHWIMMER! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO FIRST. (CHEERS AND…

Leopards, a Bearcat & Penguin w/ Jack Hanna

PLEASE WELCOME BACK THE TELEVISION ICON THAT IS “JUNGLE” JACK HANNA!>>James: OH, JACK, WHO ARE THESE, WHO HAVE YOU GOT HERE.>>LEOPARDS.>>James: THEY’RE TINY LEOPARDS.>>YOU LIKE CATS.>>I LOVE CATS.>>YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE AFRAID OR SOMETHING.>>NO, I’M EAGER. HOW OLD ARE THESE LEOPARDS.>>THEY ARE ABOUT TWO MONTHS OLD. LEOPARDS ARE VERY, VERY RARE. THESE ANIMALS ARE…