Chris Rock Lists God’s Mistakes | Netflix Is A Joke

– Na, man, but I love religion. I love watching religion, studying religion. The cool thing about religion is, like, no matter who you pray to, no matter what you study. Every religion follows one basic premise. One basic idea. That every religion follows. And that premise is God doesn’t make mistakes. Every religion believes…

Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON’T– I DON’T THINK I’M TELLING ANY TELLS OUT OF SCHOOL HERE WHEN I SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN TROUBLE. BUT THIS TIME IT’S DOUBLE TROUBLE THANKS TO TWO PHONE CALLS: ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF…

“Rice is Rice” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I’m half white and half Filipino, that’s what I am… Which means my dad was in the military That’s not even a joke… That’s real shit A lot of soldiers were fighting for this country My dad was dating I’m his Purple Heart My dad would say borderline racist shit to me when I was…

Anna Gunn Wants Nothing To Do With High Heels

>>Stephen: YOU GO, GIRL. PLEASE WELCOME ANNA GUNN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER WE WERE BOTH IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE WE BOTH WON EMMYS. YOU WON FOR SKYLAR.>>I HAD.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR?>>YES.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR OF FUN. AND WE…

Viola Davis on Wearing Sneakers to Emmys & Playing Michelle Obama

How are you? You always look good. – I’m well. – You look very good. – Oh, thank you. JIMMY: You look very good. – Thank you. You look very good, too, yourself. Well, you don’t have to say that, but I don’t look as good as you. – But you actually do. – Oh,…

Bernie Sanders Hits the Ballpark & Joe Biden Serves Up More Gaffes | The Daily Show

Despite the recent dropouts in the Democratic race, there are still over 20 candidates -running for president. -(laughter) Yeah. Look at all those smiling faces– there’s too many. So let’s catch up with the latest Democratic news in another edition of World War D. -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) There are only 425 days until the…