Jellyfish Sting Pee Paramedic (ft. @Gus Johnson) – Mini-Mocks

The only thing scarier than getting stung by a jellyfish is having nobody to pee on you. Well, that’s where I come in. My name is Vince Amico and I’m a jellyfish sting, piss paramedic. Most people just call me Piss Boy, though. At first, some beach goers were a little uncomfortable with my method…

Apparently, If You’re a British Woman, You Can Marry a Ghost

– Well this lady said she banged a bunch of poltergeists. – That’s close. – It’s pretty cool. That’s like a Sex Island on a different astral plane. – Yeah. It’s sex dimension. – “I want to marry and start a family,” with a ghost? – Is she British? – Yeah. – Of course. Well…

Fresh Moments – The Drunk Lady with Ugly Shoes

I like the dude that told me earlier, “I ain’t ever met a comedian before!” “Are you real?” I said, “No I’m a cartoon mother f*****.” “I want to shake your hand!” “Look at my wife’s shoes!” “They’re f***** up!” I said, “You’re right, they are f***** up.” Drunk Lady: Hold up! Hold on a…

Lady Gaga to Matt LeBlanc: Rachel or Monica?

GAGA, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?>>I DO. TONIGHT’S QUESTION GOES TO — MATT.>>OH, OKAY.>>James: HERE YOU GO. MATT. YES? WHO WOULD YOU RATHER — MONICA OR RACHEL? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>UH… I WOULD HAVE TO SAY I WOULD — I WOULD — I WOULD GO — I WOULD HAVE SOME…

Inside a Kissing Bootcamp – Mini-Mocks

The only way to stop a bad kiss is to implement good technique before it starts. My name is Dane Running, and I’m the owner of Lip Lockers Kissing Bootcamp, the only bootcamp for first time kissers. When there’s only one hour until your parents come home, you can’t sleep on opportunity. Passion waits for…

Chris Rock Lists God’s Mistakes | Netflix Is A Joke

– Na, man, but I love religion. I love watching religion, studying religion. The cool thing about religion is, like, no matter who you pray to, no matter what you study. Every religion follows one basic premise. One basic idea. That every religion follows. And that premise is God doesn’t make mistakes. Every religion believes…

Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON’T– I DON’T THINK I’M TELLING ANY TELLS OUT OF SCHOOL HERE WHEN I SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN TROUBLE. BUT THIS TIME IT’S DOUBLE TROUBLE THANKS TO TWO PHONE CALLS: ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF…