Jellyfish Sting Pee Paramedic (ft. @Gus Johnson) – Mini-Mocks

The only thing scarier than getting stung by a jellyfish is having nobody to pee on you. Well, that’s where I come in. My name is Vince Amico and I’m a jellyfish sting, piss paramedic. Most people just call me Piss Boy, though. At first, some beach goers were a little uncomfortable with my method…

When Nature Calls – Full Movie

[music playing] NARRATOR: Some say he was born in the back of a pickup truck. Some say it was a highway rest stop. And some say he was belched, full-form, from the chrome exhaust of a dead-headed semi. But wherever he came from, he was destined to become hell on wheels. [engine revving] It’s the…

‘You Better Nut Up’ Ep. 12 Official Clip | Shameless | Season 10

[MUSIC PLAYING] Terry burned down The Bamboo? Jesus. There’s homophobic, and then there’s Vladimir Putin homophobic. I’ll just call everybody. Tell them the wedding is postponed. What? No. We can figure this out. IAN: We should just elope. Go to the courthouse. It’s what we should’ve done in the first place. Hell, no. You can’t…

LADY GAGA – Born This Way Parody – The Key of Awesome #36

This is the Manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets There were two races of humanoidians The Bitchy Dancers and The Mucusheads On the first day of the festival the bleeding disco ball Queen Cornerface decreed “From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs.”…

Funny Or Die’s Sports Winning Playbook

(funky music) – [Jim Brockmire] Now that ball is well hit to deep right center field. That one is gone but not forgotten. – I think if you ask any baseball fan when it comes to great announcers they’re gonna mention Ernie Harwell, Jack Buck, Vin Scully. But if you ask broadcasters they’re probably going…

Apparently, If You’re a British Woman, You Can Marry a Ghost

– Well this lady said she banged a bunch of poltergeists. – That’s close. – It’s pretty cool. That’s like a Sex Island on a different astral plane. – Yeah. It’s sex dimension. – “I want to marry and start a family,” with a ghost? – Is she British? – Yeah. – Of course. Well…

Bare and Scared | Flint Laces

Fresh Moments – The Drunk Lady with Ugly Shoes

I like the dude that told me earlier, “I ain’t ever met a comedian before!” “Are you real?” I said, “No I’m a cartoon mother f*****.” “I want to shake your hand!” “Look at my wife’s shoes!” “They’re f***** up!” I said, “You’re right, they are f***** up.” Drunk Lady: Hold up! Hold on a…

MAKING PEOPLE TIE MY SHOE LACES!! (DO IT AGAIN!!)

I got the lunchtime leather shoes ah you haven’t done it properly my shoes so wait to the answer to give away you might have asked a favor please and I don’t know how to tie my shoes is there any tension could tie my shoes for me please oh my god you’re so sweet…