Bill O’Reilly Gets the Boot: The Daily Show

Serena Williams is expecting a little baby, yo! -Yeah! -(cheering, applause) Congratulations, Serena. Although I must admit I was a little disappointed to find out she was pregnant when she won the Australian Open, which is not cool because, technically, that’s a doubles match. Cheating. I’m just gonna put it out there. And, uh, you…

Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars – Getting Arrested & Staying Fit

[ Helicopter blades whirring ] [ Sirens wailing ] Man:In pursuit of suspectwest on Hall Road.[ Sirens wailing ] I’m Ali Siddiq. I was arrested at 19 years old for drug trafficking. [ Police radio chatter ] Man, they caught me with five bricks, “kilos” for those who’ve never been in the streets. It’s not…

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS…

Joey Diaz – Sister Hyacinth – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– I just grabbed her, I kept bangin’ her fuckin’ head. “I don’t give a fuck, you fuck. I’m–” and I know, I know a lot of you motherfuckers like, “Joey, you can’t hit a woman–” She’s a fuckin’ nun. Big fuckin’ difference, okay? Big fuckin’ difference. [engine revs][dark electronic music]♪[mouthing words] [gunshot] [heart beating]…

Boxers vs. Briefs – Agree to Disagree

This underwear gives him the feeling of a man with a big penis, just for a second. I mean, I disagree with you both. Don’t you wanna give him that? I don’t … I have a normal sized penis. Boxers or briefs? Briefs. Boxers. Boxers. Briefs. Boxers are not sexy. You can only wear boxers…

Key & Peele – Country Music

HEY, ALL I KNOW IS ITS GOOD HAVING ANOTHER BROTHER MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. – HEY, MAN, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU OVER. AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL DIG THIS. – ALL RIGHT. HEY! – HUH? – NICE GUITAR COLLECTION. – OH, THANKS, MAN. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? – YEAH, SURE. – ALL…

Key & Peele – Psycho Clown

[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER…

I Got a Haircut from One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Barber Shops | One Star Reviews

Don’t move, don’t move. If these were sheers I’d cut the skin. You’re not going to remove them right? You’ll just make them nice? Stay still, don’t move. It won’t hurt. Don’t move.Nice sneakers.Thanks man. I like your shoes too.Hello, and welcome back to One Star Reviews.My hair is growing a bit long.I haven’t had…