Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: The First Black Astronaut, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle

[ Theme song plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -Hey, everybody. That was Fred Armisen and The 8G Band. So many thanks to Syd Butler, Seth Jabour, Eli Janney, and Marnie Stern who are all in their own homes, but figured out a way to play the theme song for us. This is our second…

First Lady Michelle Obama Co-Hosts with Ellen!

You know I’ve been doing this show a long, long time and you won’t believe this I started doing this show back when headphones still had cords.>>[LAUGH] >>But today something is happening that’s never happened before in the history of this show. Today, I’m co-hosting with the First Lady of the United States.>>[APPLAUSE]>>I know, isn’t…

Desus and Mero Quizzed Bernie Sanders on the Prices of Sneakers

-You’ve had not only a lot of politicians on your show, they’ve been great on your show. I think we’ve seen sides of them we haven’t seen before, certainly questions they’ve never seen before. I want to show a clip. Bernie Sanders was on your show. -Shout-out to Bernie. -And you showed him shoes… -Yes.…

Amber Ruffin Addresses Protests Against Nike’s Ad Campaign Featuring Colin Kaepernick

-After Nike announced that former NFL quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick would be the face of its new ad campaign, angry consumers began posting photos of themselves burning their Nike shoes and apparel. Now, this story obviously has some strong racial overtones, and I’m not sure I’m comfortable commenting on it. -But I am! […

Hozier: Jackboot Jump

-Tomorrow night, he kicks off his five-night residency at Hammerstein Ballroom here in New York City. Here to debut his new song, “Jack Boot Jump,” please welcome back to the show Hozier! [ Cheers and applause ] [ Rock music playing ] ♪ At Standing Rock, the jack-boot jump ♪ ♪ You’d swear was all…

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Weekend Update: Rachel from Friends on ’90s Nostalgia – SNL

>>WELL, ’90s NOSTALGIA IS STILL GROWING AS A TV TREND WITH REBOOTS LIKE “FULLER HOUSE” AND “GILMORE GIRLS.” HERE TO COMMENT IS RACHEL FROM “FRIENDS”! ♪♪♪ >>HI, OH YEAH, HI! OH COLIN, YEAH, HI! OH!>>HI, RACHEL, HOW ARE YOU? >>OH, YOU KNOW, I’M — YOU KNOW, I’M, I’M — I’M GOOD! >>WOW. NOW WHY DO…

Jessica Simpson Havrie Leather Tall Wedge Boot

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FitFlop UumlBERKNIT PullOn Sneaker

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Nike Women’s Ad – SNL

[ APPLAUSE ] >>WITH NIKE, WOMEN PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT EVERY DAY. >>LET’S JUST SAY I ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES. >>BECAUSE WHAT YOU DO IS WHO YOU ARE. >>I’M A RUNNER. I RUN. >>I’M A FIGHTER. I FIGHT. >>AND I JUST SIT THE HELL DOWN AND CHILL IN THESE JOGGING PANTS.>>INTRODUCING THE NEW NIKE…