Fresh Moments – The Drunk Lady with Ugly Shoes

I like the dude that told me earlier, “I ain’t ever met a comedian before!” “Are you real?” I said, “No I’m a cartoon mother f*****.” “I want to shake your hand!” “Look at my wife’s shoes!” “They’re f***** up!” I said, “You’re right, they are f***** up.” Drunk Lady: Hold up! Hold on a…

Lady Gaga to Matt LeBlanc: Rachel or Monica?

GAGA, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?>>I DO. TONIGHT’S QUESTION GOES TO — MATT.>>OH, OKAY.>>James: HERE YOU GO. MATT. YES? WHO WOULD YOU RATHER — MONICA OR RACHEL? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>UH… I WOULD HAVE TO SAY I WOULD — I WOULD — I WOULD GO — I WOULD HAVE SOME…

Horseshoe Soccer Player and MORE Video Game WTFs

VSAUCE Kevin here did you know that if you have a SEGA Genesis and you put in any S cartridge inside it doesn’t fit Welcome to Video Game WTFs Lets start things off in sky ramp by picking up a dragon and Ohhhh noooooo it’s not good the most beautiful thing in all of Tamreil…

Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON’T– I DON’T THINK I’M TELLING ANY TELLS OUT OF SCHOOL HERE WHEN I SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN TROUBLE. BUT THIS TIME IT’S DOUBLE TROUBLE THANKS TO TWO PHONE CALLS: ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF…

Anna Gunn Wants Nothing To Do With High Heels

>>Stephen: YOU GO, GIRL. PLEASE WELCOME ANNA GUNN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER WE WERE BOTH IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE WE BOTH WON EMMYS. YOU WON FOR SKYLAR.>>I HAD.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR?>>YES.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR OF FUN. AND WE…

Steph Curry’s New Sneakers Aren’t So Bad, Right?

SPEAKING OF TROPHIES, TONIGHT IS GAME FIVE OF THE NBA FINALS. THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS COULD CLINCH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, THOUGH BERNIE SANDERS INSISTS HE STILL HAS A CHANCE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW, I DON’T KNOW WHO WON THE GAME BECAUSE WE TAPE AT 6:00 PM AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE GAME’S NOT ON CBS. NOW, THE…

Trump’s Super Secret Agreement With Mexico

TRUMP IS TAKING A VERY HARD LINE ON CHINA. YESTERDAY, HE “THREATENED TO SLAP TARIFFS ON ANOTHER $300 BILLION OF CHINESE EXPORTS TO THE UNITED STATES IF CHINA’S LEADER, XI JINPING, DOESN’T MEET HIM AT THE G20 IN JAPAN.” THAT’S A PRETTY AGGRESSIVE INVITATION. IT’S LIKE SENDING OUT AN EVITE THAT SAYS, “COME TO RICK’S…

Ariana Grande Carpool Karaoke

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. THE TRAFFIC IS SO BAD TODAY. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>OH NO WORRIES.>>James: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE IF YOU WEREN’T HERE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.>>THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR, MAN.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE…