Steph Curry’s New Sneakers Aren’t So Bad, Right?

SPEAKING OF TROPHIES, TONIGHT IS GAME FIVE OF THE NBA FINALS. THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS COULD CLINCH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, THOUGH BERNIE SANDERS INSISTS HE STILL HAS A CHANCE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW, I DON’T KNOW WHO WON THE GAME BECAUSE WE TAPE AT 6:00 PM AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE GAME’S NOT ON CBS. NOW, THE…

Stephen Debuts A New Waffle House Song

YOU KNOW, AS A SOUTH CAROLINIAN, I’VE SPENT MANY A FIGHT IN A WAX HOUSE. OPEN 24 HOURS, AND ITS MENU HAS PICTURES SO ORDERING DOESN’T REQUIRE WORDS. AH! AH! AND EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE HAS A JUKEBOX FULL OF SONGS ONLY ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. LIKE THIS ACTUAL SONG. LIKE THIS ACTUAL SONG. ♪ THERE’S…

Don’t Move To Canada Just Yet

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. I THINK. ( LAUGHTER ) I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO BELIEVE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE. LET ME ASK YOU– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING RIGHT NOW? HOW YOU FEELING? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I’M GLAD. YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GLAD. THAT’S BETTER THAN I…

Ken Jeong’s Life Changed When He Jumped Out Of A Trunk Naked

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A COMEDIAN AND DOCTOR NAMED KEN WHO PLAYS DR. KEN ON THE ABC SERIES “DR. KEN.” PLEASE WELCOME, DR. KEN JEONG! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: YOU BROUGHT IT, MAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen:…

Lifting and Grunting w/ Terry Crews

YEAH! 9001. 9002. OH! WHOO! SORRY, GUYS. YOU JUST CAUGHT ME WORKING OUT. [LAUGHTER] NOW, PLENTY OF WORKOUT VIDEOS SHOW YOU HOW TO WORKOUT, BUT UNTIL NOW, NOBODY HAS SHOWN YOU WHAT KIND OF NOISES TO MAKE WHEN YOU WORK OUT. YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE PROGRESS YOU CAN MAKE IN JUST ONE SESSION WHEN YOU…

Zoey Deutch Needed Snow Boots For The Women’s March At Sundance

>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS WHO STARRED IN “DIRTY GRANDPA,” AND “WHY HIM?” YOU CAN NOW SEE HER IN “BEFORE I FALL”. PLEASE WELCOME, ZOEY DEUTCH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU. I’M SORRY I DIDN’T GET A CHANCE TO SAY…

Bill Murray Ambushes The Ed Sullivan Theater With T-Shirts

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIESAND GENTLEMEN. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE EXCITED. I'M EXCITED, TOO. AFTER NEXT COMMERCIAL BREAK WEHAVE THE LEGENDARY BILL MURRAY, WELL KNOWN IN THIS THEATER. THAT DOOR IS CALLED THE BILLMURRAY DOOR. HE LEAVES THROUGH THAT DOOR OVERTHERE. INCREDIBLE HONOR TO HAVE HIMHERE. BUT FIRST, THIS WEEK, THERE HAVEBEEN…

Jennifer Lawrence And Stephen Kick Off Their Shoes

WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW"! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT BECAUSE MY FIRSTGUEST IS AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNER YOU KNOW FROM THE HUNGER GAMES,"AMERICAN HUSTLE" AND "SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK." SHE NOW STARS IN THE UPCOMINGFILM "RED SPARROW." >> I'M SKEWERROUS, ARE YOUFOLLOWING ME OR ARE YOU JUST…