Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: The First Black Astronaut, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle

[ Theme song plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -Hey, everybody. That was Fred Armisen and The 8G Band. So many thanks to Syd Butler, Seth Jabour, Eli Janney, and Marnie Stern who are all in their own homes, but figured out a way to play the theme song for us. This is our second…

Alison Brie Had an Action-Packed Heel Incident

ALISON JUST FLEW IN HERE. YOU HAD THE PREMIERE FOR YOUR MOVIE LAST NIGHT. YOU HAD A INCIDENT. ALISON: YES, I HAD A VERY DRAMATIC INCIDENT. JAMES: WE HAVE A PHOTO OF SAID INCIDENT HERE. CAN YOU TALK ME THROUGH WHAT HAPPENED? ALISON: YOU’LL APPRECIATE THIS SINCE YOU ACT IN ACTION MOVIES. I WAS LEAVING.…

High Heels Are Never the Move

-I’m feeling very comfortable tonight, and it has a lot to do with the shoes I’ve got on. [ Cheers and applause ] If I’m not wearing sneakers, you’ll probably catch me wearing slippers. [ Laughter ] That’s how I know I’d never play Cinderella. [ Laughter ] If a prince ever showed up to…

Lady Gaga to Matt LeBlanc: Rachel or Monica?

GAGA, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?>>I DO. TONIGHT’S QUESTION GOES TO — MATT.>>OH, OKAY.>>James: HERE YOU GO. MATT. YES? WHO WOULD YOU RATHER — MONICA OR RACHEL? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>UH… I WOULD HAVE TO SAY I WOULD — I WOULD — I WOULD GO — I WOULD HAVE SOME…

Anna Gunn Wants Nothing To Do With High Heels

>>Stephen: YOU GO, GIRL. PLEASE WELCOME ANNA GUNN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER WE WERE BOTH IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE WE BOTH WON EMMYS. YOU WON FOR SKYLAR.>>I HAD.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR?>>YES.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR OF FUN. AND WE…

Steph Curry’s New Sneakers Aren’t So Bad, Right?

SPEAKING OF TROPHIES, TONIGHT IS GAME FIVE OF THE NBA FINALS. THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS COULD CLINCH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, THOUGH BERNIE SANDERS INSISTS HE STILL HAS A CHANCE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW, I DON’T KNOW WHO WON THE GAME BECAUSE WE TAPE AT 6:00 PM AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE GAME’S NOT ON CBS. NOW, THE…

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kendall Jenner

>>THAT IS THE WORST FIRST DATE EVER.>>James: WORST FIRST DATE EVER.>>IT FEELS LIKE WE’RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW.>>James: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE AND STARTING WITH SOMETHING WHICH IS ALREADY MAKING ME SO SICK IN MY MOUTH IS THE FISH EYE. WE HAVE BIRD SAL IVA– KALIVA. HOT SAUCE. COD…

Selena Gomez Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>OF COURSE.>>I FEEL THE SAME WAY SOMETIMES.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.>>NO, NOT AT ALL.>>James: LET’S SEE WHO WE HAVE GOT HERE. SNOATD I’M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD LOVE, IT TEARS ME UP. ♪ I’M…

Jimmy Kimmel’s FULL INTERVIEW with President George W. Bush

RESUME-WISE, BUT HE IS ALSO A PAINTER WITH A NEW BOOK OF STORIES AND ART CALLED “PORTRAITS OF COURAGE: A COMMANDER IN CHIEF’S TRIBUTE TO AMERICA’S WARRIORS.” PLEASE WELCOME THE 43rd PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, GEORGE W. BUSH! ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU FOR COMING. I WAS JUST…