Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: The First Black Astronaut, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle

[ Theme song plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -Hey, everybody. That was Fred Armisen and The 8G Band. So many thanks to Syd Butler, Seth Jabour, Eli Janney, and Marnie Stern who are all in their own homes, but figured out a way to play the theme song for us. This is our second…

Lil Rel Howery Shares Hot Takes on Ghosting, Loose Boots and Fake Frames

-Let’s talk about your movie, “The Photograph.” -Yes. -LaKeith Stanfield. We love him. -LaKeith’s killing it, man. -He is great. -Yeah. -I love that guy. And Issa Rae. -Issa’s so — Like, this a good cast, man. -It’s fun, right? -It’s a good cast. -And it’s — Can you set it up the movie? It’s…

Desus and Mero Quizzed Bernie Sanders on the Prices of Sneakers

-You’ve had not only a lot of politicians on your show, they’ve been great on your show. I think we’ve seen sides of them we haven’t seen before, certainly questions they’ve never seen before. I want to show a clip. Bernie Sanders was on your show. -Shout-out to Bernie. -And you showed him shoes… -Yes.…

Amber Ruffin Addresses Protests Against Nike’s Ad Campaign Featuring Colin Kaepernick

-After Nike announced that former NFL quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick would be the face of its new ad campaign, angry consumers began posting photos of themselves burning their Nike shoes and apparel. Now, this story obviously has some strong racial overtones, and I’m not sure I’m comfortable commenting on it. -But I am! […

Lizzo’s Flute & Twerk Lesson | 2 Dope Queens | Season 2

Oh, y’all can play flute? -BOTH: No. -LIZZO: Okay. But we wanna learn how to play the flute. You know what, a lot of people think I can’t play flute either. -Why do you think that is? -Yeah. Because of comments. I don’t think this, I’ve been playing flute for so long, I’m like, “How…

Hozier: Jackboot Jump

-Tomorrow night, he kicks off his five-night residency at Hammerstein Ballroom here in New York City. Here to debut his new song, “Jack Boot Jump,” please welcome back to the show Hozier! [ Cheers and applause ] [ Rock music playing ] ♪ At Standing Rock, the jack-boot jump ♪ ♪ You’d swear was all…

Chris Rock Lists God’s Mistakes | Netflix Is A Joke

– Na, man, but I love religion. I love watching religion, studying religion. The cool thing about religion is, like, no matter who you pray to, no matter what you study. Every religion follows one basic premise. One basic idea. That every religion follows. And that premise is God doesn’t make mistakes. Every religion believes…

Sam Simmons Live at the Apollo

– All right! Hello, Apollo! We’ll address this straight away. I’m well aware that I look like a Super Mario brother had sex with a Spaniard at Betfred, but that’s the look I’m going for tonight, people. It gets worse, though. Look at this. I look like, er… I look like all the faces from…

“Rice is Rice” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I’m half white and half Filipino, that’s what I am… Which means my dad was in the military That’s not even a joke… That’s real shit A lot of soldiers were fighting for this country My dad was dating I’m his Purple Heart My dad would say borderline racist shit to me when I was…

Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

(lively music with audience applause) – What a crowd, what a crowd, you know, beautiful, beautiful, no kidding. You look great out there. (audience cheer and applause) Thank you very much. I’ll tell ya, tonight it’s nice, we got a grown-up crowd too, you know? Yeah, I did a show last week for a bunch…