Lady Gaga to Matt LeBlanc: Rachel or Monica?

GAGA, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS?>>I DO. TONIGHT’S QUESTION GOES TO — MATT.>>OH, OKAY.>>James: HERE YOU GO. MATT. YES? WHO WOULD YOU RATHER — MONICA OR RACHEL? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>UH… I WOULD HAVE TO SAY I WOULD — I WOULD — I WOULD GO — I WOULD HAVE SOME…

Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON’T– I DON’T THINK I’M TELLING ANY TELLS OUT OF SCHOOL HERE WHEN I SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN TROUBLE. BUT THIS TIME IT’S DOUBLE TROUBLE THANKS TO TWO PHONE CALLS: ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF…

Anna Gunn Wants Nothing To Do With High Heels

>>Stephen: YOU GO, GIRL. PLEASE WELCOME ANNA GUNN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER WE WERE BOTH IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE WE BOTH WON EMMYS. YOU WON FOR SKYLAR.>>I HAD.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR?>>YES.>>Stephen: FIRST YEAR OF FUN. AND WE…

Steph Curry’s New Sneakers Aren’t So Bad, Right?

SPEAKING OF TROPHIES, TONIGHT IS GAME FIVE OF THE NBA FINALS. THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS COULD CLINCH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, THOUGH BERNIE SANDERS INSISTS HE STILL HAS A CHANCE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW, I DON’T KNOW WHO WON THE GAME BECAUSE WE TAPE AT 6:00 PM AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE GAME’S NOT ON CBS. NOW, THE…

Trump’s Super Secret Agreement With Mexico

TRUMP IS TAKING A VERY HARD LINE ON CHINA. YESTERDAY, HE “THREATENED TO SLAP TARIFFS ON ANOTHER $300 BILLION OF CHINESE EXPORTS TO THE UNITED STATES IF CHINA’S LEADER, XI JINPING, DOESN’T MEET HIM AT THE G20 IN JAPAN.” THAT’S A PRETTY AGGRESSIVE INVITATION. IT’S LIKE SENDING OUT AN EVITE THAT SAYS, “COME TO RICK’S…

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kendall Jenner

>>THAT IS THE WORST FIRST DATE EVER.>>James: WORST FIRST DATE EVER.>>IT FEELS LIKE WE’RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW.>>James: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE AND STARTING WITH SOMETHING WHICH IS ALREADY MAKING ME SO SICK IN MY MOUTH IS THE FISH EYE. WE HAVE BIRD SAL IVA– KALIVA. HOT SAUCE. COD…

Selena Gomez Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>OF COURSE.>>I FEEL THE SAME WAY SOMETIMES.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.>>NO, NOT AT ALL.>>James: LET’S SEE WHO WE HAVE GOT HERE. SNOATD I’M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD LOVE, IT TEARS ME UP. ♪ I’M…

Stephen Debuts A New Waffle House Song

YOU KNOW, AS A SOUTH CAROLINIAN, I’VE SPENT MANY A FIGHT IN A WAX HOUSE. OPEN 24 HOURS, AND ITS MENU HAS PICTURES SO ORDERING DOESN’T REQUIRE WORDS. AH! AH! AND EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE HAS A JUKEBOX FULL OF SONGS ONLY ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. LIKE THIS ACTUAL SONG. LIKE THIS ACTUAL SONG. ♪ THERE’S…

Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent

AMERICANS LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.>>EVEN THE WAY YOU SAID THAT IT SOUNDED VERY IRISH.>>Stephen: DID IT NOW?>>NOT BAD WITH THE OLD IRISH BROGUE THERE.>>Stephen: CAN YOU TEACH ME TO DO A REAL IRISH ACCENT?>>I COULD TRY. I COULD CERTAINLY TRY.>>Stephen: I COULD TRY.>>IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>Stephen: IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>WE’LL GIVE IT A GP…