Tight Pants / Body Rolls

Tight Pants / Body Rolls


I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants I want to own them
But can you even dance in those pants? “Watch me, woman!”
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty.
I need to get some! Put my body in them! Then I will rule the land! Is that an Angel Baby?
No! That’s his dance moves! Watch my lady honey grooves,
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice. Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young My legs in those pants, a dream!
When I would move, I’d scream: Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks! This is how we do it! Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks! This is how we do it! I begged that boy to make me some
Gotta dance like that where I come from Grab a partner, form a line
Cut and stitch and make ’em shine Work that elastic, it’s looking fantastic
P-p-please stitch ’em pretty ’cause my body can’t handle that It’s just the power of the lycra Tickles my tigra Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch! And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy. And activate your dance floor kitty When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods yes last-place day well my body polls
watch out for my body rolls hiking Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks! This is how we do it! ‘Twas the last stitch on the final seam He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed I know I needed them more than ever But then he looked at my legs and said, “Never!”
I was already wearing tight pants I just did not activate them! Wow.
Body roll, body roll
High kick, high kick
This is how we do it
Watch yourself Watch yourself, break it down, break it down Body roll, body roll
High kick, high kick Activate!
Engage! I’m a dance floor tiger lady Pumping everything she has Touching every single lad Rubbing every lady plaid Work that dance floor
They may vote you mayor jazz One day have a plaque that says:
“She wore the tightest of pants” Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks! This is how we do it! Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks! This is how we do it!

100 thoughts on “Tight Pants / Body Rolls”

  1. My friend told me about this and how she randomly found this am so happy she did this is my fave song – emotional speach-:') WhaTch oUt FoR mY bODy RollS

  2. I come here to grab the link so I can make other people suffer, but then I watch the whole thing again and I ask myself why. Do I secretly love this song?

  3. How come when we go hiking all we see are moose, deer, elk and sometimes a bear…..I need to change forests…. 🐺

  4. This is legit. It's funny because she's obviously in on the joke, unlike Rebecca Black or the Hot Problems bitches.

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